- Generalization
- Implication of Transitivity
Transitivity: If A can be related to B and B can be related to C, than A can be related to C.
The all-explaining motto: "It's just self-defense!"
Some worked-out examples:
- Some European nations have big governments
- Some socialists want big government
- Some socialists are stalinists
Conclusion: Europeans are stalinists
- Some socialists like Chávez
- Chavez likes Carlos the Jackal
- Carlos likes Al Quaeda
Conclusion: Europeans are in love with Al Quaeda
- Some reggae fans have dreadlocks
- Some people with dreadlocks use cannabis
- Cannabis is a drug
- Herione is a drug
- Some people using heroine are committing crimes
- Some criminals are dangerous
Conclusion: People with dreadlocks are dangerous criminals
- Some people dealing with drugs are selfish
- Some jews are selfish
- Some minors use drugs
- Drugs are altering your mental state
Conclusion: Jews are selling drugs to children in order to brainwash them
Conclusion 2: People with dreadlocks are tools of jewish propaganda
Conclusion of conclusion:
Any event showing people with dreadlocks is jewish propaganda
- Some liberals wear fancy clothes
- Some jews are liberals
Conclusion: Any event showing people in fancy clothes is jewish propaganda
Last but not least: libertarian fascism...
- Some European nazis dislike capitalism
Conclusion: Anti-capitalists are nazis
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