Summer is coming

Having watched the penultimate episode of the 5th season last night, I guess I can say I have finally catched up with Game of Thrones! I have yet to see what the fuck will happen to Jon Snow, but otherwise I'm all set to wait & suffer with my friends until April when the next season is said to come by. Right from the start, however, I felt that this whole "winter is coming" thing might just be an allegory of climate change. Whenever I started musing about the blatant stupidity of all those folks fighting their bullshit wars instead of joining forces against the real bad guys, I was immediately reassured by the fact that this is quite exactly what we're doing right here in the real world!

Stereotypes

What I really fuckin hate is douchebags accusing me of having political stereotypes. Yes, I do! So what? Trust me, dear douchebag, so do you! I'm so sorry if that sounds like an insult, but you have every fuckin bit as many as I do. Some of them might even be justified while some of mine might indeed be unjustified, and yet I can rest assured that you're not gonna dissect & debase any of them because you accuse me of simply having them. Yeah, as if you had none! Like anyone too angry with your big smirking face is so the paranoid extremist asshole, right? Like I must be so the raving lunatic nerd guy destroying liberal democracy with my super arrogant commie fascism, right? And I wanna destroy you cuz I was harrassed at school and now I can't get laid, right? No, I'm just telling you as a friend to go fuck yourself!

Je suis Charlie mais...

First of all, let me state as firmly as posslible that I'm totally and absolutely disgusted by the cold-blooded execution of twelve reputable journalists who did some outstanding work I actually personally liked (though frankly they did some very tasteless bullshit as well, but let's just respect the dead). Nonetheless I cannot but say I'm a bit disgusted by the reportage of these slayings as well. Why? Because obsessively repeating that there's no cause to merit such a horrific act of Terrorism (*yawn*) implies that the killers may have had such a worthwile cause. Let me just ask what that cause might be? Is it Islam itself as the rightwingers say or is it indeed some vulgar sense of justice against French racism or imperialism or whatever? Well, errr... No! What makes these killings so exceptionally disgusting and outrageous is precisely the fact that there really was no fucking cause! Like seriously: is there anything subversive in the act of killing people exactly because you think they were subversive? No, this was not a rebellion against anything in any sense! It was conceived right from the start as an absolutely punitive disciplinary measure, the "justice system" of a totalitarian regime that claims to be Islamic only as much as National Socialism claims to be Socialist.

Miért éppen a Syriza? (HU)

Kedves Szirizát és a görögöket fikázó "balliberális" (LoL) honfitársaim,

Hadd magyarázzam most el Nektek, hogy mi a fasz van!

- Egyrészt az van, hogy a görög kormányok anno valóban csaltak a könyveléssel és ez gáz. A Sziriza viszont akkor még sehol se volt, most pedig pont azt a politikai osztályt szeretnék elzavarni, amelyik ezeket a csalásokat (és még sok minden mást) csinálta.

- A Sziriza programjának az Aρχιμηδης-i pontja ugyanis pont nem az adósságok megtagadása, hanem a korrupció elleni harc. Az adósságoknak azt a nagyrészt kamatos kamatokból képződött részét akarják megtagadni és/vagy átütemezni, amit még akkor sem tudna teljesíteni a görög nép, ha mindenkit eladnának Németországba rabszolgának. Magyarul még akkor sem, ha az éppen regnáló "egységkormány" végigviszi azokat a "reformokat", amelyek láttán Pinochet tábornok konkrétan lányos zavarba jönne. Megjegyzem, az ötvenes években pont a németek adósságait rendezték ugyanúgy, ahogy most a Sziriza rendezné a görögökét. Meg amúgy az ókorban sem volt kommunizmus, aztán valahogy mégis elég sokszor el kellett törölni az adósrabszolgák adósságait, hogy a világ egyről a kettőre jusson.

- Tetszettek volna a csalásokról kicsit hamarabb értesülni, baszkikám?! Mert hát ezekről már 15 évvel ezelőtt is csak az nem tudott, aki nem akart róluk tudni! Pontosabban azok a német bankárok, akik inkább azt tudták nagyon jól, hogy a végén úgyis balfasz adófizetők állják majd a zechet. Mármint a német adófizetők, akik most kurvára nem a görögöknek adakoznak, hanem nekik. Na, és miért? Hát azért, hogy a csaló és korrupt görög kormánynak adjanak belőle újabb uzsorakölcsönt, amit aztán az rögtön a korábban felvett kölcsönök uzsorakamatainak fizetésére fordít.

- Meg amúgy a görög adófizetők is nekik adakoznak, hiszen az adóbevételeknek is több mint a fele törlesztésre megy. Ezek a "lusta görögök" amúgy a korábbi kölcsönökből sem láttak egy centet se, mivel azokat majdnem kizárólag nyugati cégek által kivitelezett presztízsberuházásokra, olimpiai rongyrázásra, valamint német és francia fegyverekre fordították azok a görög politikusok, akiket kontinensünk urai most hirtelen a megbízható és józanul kormányzó alternatívaként próbálnak a görög népnek eladni.

Magyarul: ha a Szirizát most kicsinálják, akkor a Te seggedben is egy elég nagy lófasz lesz! Hogy miért? Hát azért, kedves barátom, mert Európa jelenlegi urai a következő pillanatban már a hatalomtól amúgy is karnyújtásnyira lévő francia és angol szélsőjobboldallal fognak parolázni. Na, és találd ki, hogy még kivel? Bizony ám, hogy a szeretett Viktorunkkal! Ez van. Tudod, Hitler sem a melósok pénzéből csinált választási kampányt...

A Sziriza viszont igen. Ez konkrétan abból látszik, hogy mennyire utálja őket egész Európában (és azon kívül is) mindenki, akinek a kelleténél egy kicsit is több pénze van. Na, meg a hozzád (i.e. "balliberális" [LoL] honfitársamhoz) hasonló szerencsétlen nyomorult balekok, akik tényleg azt hiszik, hogy a kritikátlan talpnyalásért cserébe esetleg kapnak néhány kis morzsát abból a sok mesés vagyonból.

Lásd még: Trickle Down Theory és egyéb neoliberális népmesék

Na, szóval ki is a naív álmodozó?

Israel & Me pt 2: the synthesis

It's not like I have any sympathy with the right: I hate them just as much as you do. Those things I wrote about Netanyahu and Lieberman in one of my "anti-zionist" articles, I still feel like that about them.

It's not like I indulge in long distance nationalism on facebook or anywhere else: I know how much I hate Hungarian Americans doing all that shit, so I don't do any of that shit as a Jewish Hungarian. That being said, coming to terms with my Jewish nationalism has made me feel a lot more empathy with the patriotic feelings of many Hungarians and other Goyim.

It's not like I don't know about the lefty roots of Zionism. I know it and I'm proud of it!

It's not like I can't see the enormous human and material cost of the occupation having something to do with the obnixiously high cost of living in larger cities. I'm a very ardent supporter of the 2011 social justice protests and I wish those far-right idiots helping the police disperse them only the worst.

It's not like I don't know that the majority of Holocaust survivors live below the poverty line.

It's not like I believe that peace can be achieved by saying "Palestine is Jordan!" as a mantra.

It's not like I don't know that the most popular name given to baby boys is in fact Mohamed.

It's not like I blame those young and smart ashkenazi hipsters leaving the country in droves, just like here in Hungary. I blame the right wing for every single Jewish soul they managed to exile with their permanent reactionary shitstorm.

It's not like I condone the outrageous practice of the Shin Bet blackmailing gay Arabs into collaboration with the "intel" they are still getting from the NSA.

I know all this shit, but still I'm a Zionist cuz that's just how I feel.

Israel & Me

Okay, I am NOT an anti-zionist! I would like to give my sincere apologies to all my leftist friends, but I just can't do that shit anymore. No hard feelings, just count me out! My heart is still bleeding for that hapless and hopeless bunch of people you call Palestinians because as human beings they don't deserve to live like that, but neither do we deserve to lose extremely valuable territories of our one and only country just so they can get their 23rd - the name of which means something like "vulgar asshole" in modern English, so I think I will just call them Arabs, but it's not like I hate them or whatever. No, I like them! I just think we shouldn't give that much of Judea and Samaria to a political entity invented with the sole purpose of destroying the Jewish state. These are some ugly thoughts I just can't seem to erase from my mind...

Média Unió

Tehát beszélgetni kell a gyerekkel, hogy van élet a weben kívül is!

Az alábbi jelenetet képzelem el:

Józsi: "Erzsikém, az úristen bassza meg, HOL A VACSORA???"
Erzsi: "Józsikám, már ne is haragudj, de..."
Józsi: "De, de, de! A faszom kivan már, hogy mindig csak a de! Én meg húsz órát lehúzok a gyárban, aszt mégse mondom, hogy de!"
Erzsi: "A gyárban? Szombaton? Már ne is haragudj, de a szagod alapján én inkább..."
Józsi: "Kussoljál, bazmeg! Mi közöd hozzá, hogy hol voltam?! A faszér kell neked mindig mindenre feleselni???"

[Józsi félholtra veri Erzsikét]

Józsi: "Lacikám, te meg már megint a számológép előtt ülsz? A faszom kivan már, hogy most már mindig csak a kurva számológép előtt ülsz!!!"
Lacika: "Hagyjál békén!"
Józsi: "Mi az, hogy hagyjalak békén? Tudod, mikor mertem volna én így beszélni az apámmal, hülyegyerek?! Hát nem is ültem egész nap a számológép előtt, az biztos! "
Lacika: "De most mi bajod van? Mit kéne csinálnom?"
Józsi: "Kussolnod, bazmeg, azt kéne, ha hozzád beszélek! A faszomat, hogy már a volánbuszon is a hülye fejedet látom, hogy a kurva számológépeddel büszkélkedsz! Ahelyett, hogy a réten fociznál az osztálytársaiddal..."
Lacika: "Már bocs, de esik az eső!"
Józsi: "Kussoljál! Mi vagy te, bazmeg, időjós? A faszér kell neked mindig mindenre feleselni???"

[Józsi félholtra veri Lacikát]

Józsi: "A faszomat érdekli, hogy esik az eső! Az én időmben még esőben is kinn fociztunk, nem a kurva számológépet buzeráltuk egész nap! Megint a Viktornak van igaza, hogy az úristen baszná meg ezt az egész zsidó kuplerájt! Adóztassák csak a gecibe, aszt legfeljebb többet nézünk tévét!"

Enter the Incel Feminist!!! (HU)

Cikk: A tárgyiasítás kultúrája [avagy] csajozási tanácsok a neten

Komment (szerkesztve):

Na, ennyi baromságot is rég olvastam már! Ebből is kitűnik, hogy a férfiak mennyire nem ismerik a nőket és mennyire nem tudnak udvarolni. Ezt sajnos a tapasztalat is mutatja. [...] Ja, és ez a mondat: "A nőket meg kell fosztani a jogtól, hogy eldöntsék, kivel fekszenek le. Ezt a választást intelligens civilizált férfiaknak kellene meghozniuk a helyükben" ??? Nálam már szállóigévé vált, annyira felfoghatatlanul abszurd és nevetséges gondolkodásmód...

Wow! Utóbbiról talán inkább az afgán lányokat kéne megkérdezni, hogy szerintük mennyire nevetséges és abszurd, de ebbe most ne menjünk bele! Egy elkényeztetett szociopata kaliforniai szargyerektől valóban kicsit furcsán hangzik, tehát ezt még adom. Inkább arról beszéljünk, hogy:

A Férfiak (die Männer) mennyire nem ismerik a Nőket (les Femmes) !

Na, nem mintha én ismerném őket, hiszen 3.5*10^9 ismerősöm még nekem se lehet, bármennyire is igyekszem a világ legnépszerűbb emberévé válni, de azért vérbeli macsóként mégis szeretnék valahogy hangot adni azon meglátásomnak, hogy a Nők (die Frauen) kb ugyanannyira nem ismerik önmagukat, mint amennyire a Férfiak (les Hommes) nem ismerik őket...

Adam Online

After listening to a copiuos amount of Space Ambient music while reading about this trending video game called Eve Online on Wikipedia and elsewhere, I thought the time is really overdue to create my very own sci-fi MMORPG!!!

Okay, these will be the races:

The Gaynigger Federation:
The most advanced and sophisticated race, both technologically and culturally. Their home world is the planet Anus in the 8th Sun System, far far away from here. They are much more intelligent than any other creatures in the universe, but the most fascinating thing about them is that they - with the help of their super intelligence and their highly developed telepathic system called Brain Tapping - have been able to create a society based on a truly perfect way of living without the presence of women: a male-only world!!!

The Phelpsian Crusade:
A fervently religious and brutally militaristic theocratic empire founded by the most devout members of the Westboro Baptist Church who hijacked a Gaynigger supply ship with the help of Rick Santorum and Dinesh D'Souza, shortly after the liberation of planet Earth from the cruel oppression of women. Their homeworld is a very cold and harsh planet chosen by their most eminent scientists in order to prevent their citizens from becoming gay and also to prevent the Jews (See below!!!) from influencing the empire with their global warming hoax.

Society of the Hungarian spectacle

Okay, this is the list of things you cannot bring into the splendid new Pancho Arena. Erected in the home town of our great prime minister (right under the garden of his family cottage), this ornate secessionist structure is able to accomodate almost 4000 people - more than twice the village's population. Yes, the hilariously ungrammatical last-but-not-least item after

• Toilet paper
• Wrenches and screw-drivers
• Flags and banners (in a stadium!)
• Magic wands
• Lipstics, eyeliners, facial cream and deodorant spray
• "Socialism, both national and international" (as they like put it)
• Capitalism (i.e. The grabbing hands - Any better suggestions?)

is the reason why this image showed up on Index.hu, together with a long-winded and painfully bureaucratic explanation from a PR dude representing the stadium. I wonder what he thinks about fake (i.e. not "actual") politics...

Why did we re-elect Mr Orban?

First of all, I didn't. Neither did any of my friends or relatives and neither did at least 73% of the eligible population. It was the remaining 27% which did. Hailing from the City of Cheap Hipsters otherwise known as Budapest, thus having to compete with a liberal amount of unemployed or government-employed Sociologists and other BA's spending their precious time on their precious (and popular) Hungary blogs written in sufficient or even eloquent English, I might just concede to the notion that there's nothing I could possibly add to this debate. However, with bullshitting being the national sport here, I just cannot help but think there is.

So how did this shit happen?

Anarchism for dummies (hu)

Forrás: Gondolkodj&Lázadj blog

N: Az a legfőbb baj veletek, hogy nemzetellenesek vagytok.

A: Mit értesz azon, hogy "nemzet"?

N: A magyar nemzet a magyar emberek összessége! Azok, akik magyarnak érzik magukat, mert magyar a szívük-lelkük. Ezt talán Illyés Gyula fogalmazta meg a legjobban: "magyar az, akinek fáj Trianon".

A: Ugyanez az Illyés írta később a Horthy-rendszer legélesebb kritikáját, a Puszták népe című szociográfiát is. Mi mindenféle elnyomás ellen harcolunk! Alapvetően minden állam az elnyomásra épül, tehát mi mindegyik ellen küzdünk az USA-tól Izraelen át a Kínai Népköztársaságig. Ha a román vagy a szlovák állam elnyomja az ottani magyarokat, mi azt is ellenezzük.

N: Érdekes, hogy mégse látunk titeket egy olyan demonstráción sem, ahol ezek ellen tüntetünk! Ebből is látszik, hogy hazaáruló nemzetrontók vagytok, a magyarság ellenségei!

A: Szerintem meg az látszik belőle, hogy nem akarjuk megveretni magunkat az eszmetársaiddal, de ez most lényegtelen. Egyáltalán nem vagyunk a "magyarok ellen", hanem éppen azt akarjuk, hogy ez a nép is szabadságban és békében élhessenek, mentesülve a kizsámányolás minden formájától. Ti vagytok azok, akik fenntartanátok a magyar emberek kiszolgáltatottságát egy igazságtalan és erőszakos rendszerrel szemben. A radikális nacionalizmus a tőkések utolsó mentsvára.

Wasted Talent

Letter to woman who posted this article with the caption: " so much wasted talent :( "

Wasted talent? Wow, that's cute! It's naive and childish in a very funny way to assume that this shit coming out of Ivy League schools is meant to "create value" in any way instead of consuming it as the modern ruling caste of corporate feudalism. Come on, what planet are you from? Were the first and second estates of medieval France ever meant to create anything? Well, neither are these fucktards! All they ever learn is nothing but the Ideological Apparatus as described by Althusser: an ossified dogmatic mythology infused with more or less mathematical formalism just to make it convincing for a seemingly rational society. The very essence of their "talent" is nothing but pure parasitism. That's what they learn to do since early childhood. 

The purpose of the finance industry is simply to suck off the surplus value created by the rest of society and turn it into unproductive investments like artificial islands, futuristic weapons, incomprehensible arts or fancy arcologies costing hundreds of billions while doing absolutely nothing for the survival of mankind. These are the pyramids of today. No, there's no conspiracy here: that's just how a society with 85 people owning more wealth than a billion people actually works. That's how the system is stabilized. What we need is no more and no less than a new revolution of the new third estate: doctors, engineers, teachers, factory workers, etc. This infernal embodiment of pure evil called the finance industry is the very heart of the global power apparatus with money being the direct representation of power, and that's why it must be destroyed. Not reformed or humanized or whatever, but burned to ashes and dredged with salt. The whole monetary system of the United States must be re-built from scratch. Any questions?

Lenin as a golden calf

Letter to Russian girl who liked my solidarity pictures for Ukraine

See, I'm not obsessed with Lenin :D

This needs some clarification indeed because I certainly see there are many on the far left who are totally obsessed with him while I'm not. Okay, maybe I'm just a traitor who preaches about revolution while voting for the greens or the centre-left, but still I criticize these from a far left perspective and there are many far left parties in Europe I would vote for, which means I also belong to the far left. That being said, I really think these nostalgic commie assholes are a huge pain in the ass. No, I don't like them! I hate them. They keep posting this arrogant shit on their blogs and facebook pages about the Ukrainian protesters being the bad guys because some of them are nazis, and the police being the good guys because Lenin. What the fuck?

Religion in my life

In Europe it's really weird, but it's commonplace in America: Atheists being far more obsessed with religion than their Agnostic and Oprahist (i.e. "spiritual but not religious") compatriots combined. It's not necessarily their fault because religion is still quite a hot topic over there and Atheists are still compared to nazis and pedophiles on a daily basis, even by living monuments of compassion like Oprah herself. If you are an Atheist but otherwise a conformist who respects authority, Europe is definitely your place. Europeans tend to treat religious feelings the way they treat penises: you can be as proud of yours as you want but you don't keep showing it off in public, not to mention pushing it down other people's throats.

Confessions of an ex-zionist

Okay, I know there are few things more disgusting than a gentile envying the Jewishness of a Jew, but the thing is that I've always been totally fascinated by Judaism since my early teeange years. At the Bible school I always enjoyed the old testament much more than the new, and I really loved the fact that Jews were very liberal just like me. I was always bewitched by their relentless intellectual pragmatism. I learned Hebrew and I read Chaim Potok and I listened to Ofra Haza. Of course I was on Israel's side! If not for anything else, then just to piss off right-wingers. The ground zero of my sympathies turning into a foolish obsession was the point where I seriously considered supporting the ultra-violent thugs of the Jewish Defense Leage. Those days the only topic I was willing to talk about was Judaism and Israel, so I connected those to even the most unrelated things. Fortunately it all started to fade away in a very prosaic way when a girl from Israel just pissed me off with her ego-centric behaviour, so I decided to take a softer line. I even started flirting with the idea of a Palestinian state on the West Bank instead of the East Bank (replacing that shitty kingdom of Jordan), so I can safely say I was a soft-line zionist until a Zizek speech and some other things opened my eyes to the bitter truth: there's nothing particularly Jewish in this regime anymore! I found that this culture I hold so dear is being turned into its exact opposite by the ideological apparatus of this new kind of zionism. Yeah, that's when I became an "anti-zionist"!

No Anthems Day

Update: A levél címzettjével azóta rendeztük a dolgokat, barátságunk immár megbonthatatlan!

Magamba szálltam és elgondolkodtam, de nem kellett volna. Eddig ugyanis egy kicsit szégyelltem magam, de most már annyira se. Nem voltam jó arc, de másrészt nem voltam is arrogáns és nem is kötekedtem senkivel, tehát a legkevésbé sem érdemeltem ki azt a minden szintet alulmúlóan alpári bánásmódot, amit te és a degenerált haverod énvelem szemben tanúsítottatok. Ezek után egyszerűen nem tudom magamat szégyellni. Ha a mégoly tenyérbemászó trollkodást még egy általad ismert és gyakran látott elvtárstól is csak a nyers erővel tudod kezelni, az gáz. Nem kicsit gáz, hanem nagyon gáz. Igazából én már több szilveszteri buliban is megtrollkodtam a himnuszt, mert kamaszkorom óta van egy ilyen gonosz szokásom, de valamiért mégsem történt velem soha semmi. Persze, az is igaz, hogy eddig nem a munkásmozgalom(!) kőkemény fenegyerekeivel buliztam, hanem haszontalan ingyenélő egyetemistákkal és társadalmunk egyéb melléktermékeivel, de azért voltak köztük jobbosok is. Mit gondolsz, vajon mit szóltak be ezek a jobbos egyetemisták? Bizony ám: SEMMIT! Na, és tudod, miért? Azért, mert úgy voltak vele, hogy nekem elvakult balliberális létemre nyílván ez a rögeszmém, vagyis rám hagyták. Wow! Képzeld, ilyen is van! Kemény dolog, mi? Pedig a jobbosokban állítólag nincs is semmi empátia! Nos, annyi azért mégis szorult beléjük, hogy szilveszter alkoholmámoros éjén békén tudtak hagyni egy láthatóan problematikus embert.

Miklos Horthy was GAY!!!

I tell you man, this dude was sooo fucking gay! I really don't know why he's celebrated for selling our country out to Romanian goatfuckers and then to German sheepfuckers, but he sure as hell loved the cock!  Yeah, just look at that fucktarded fucking face of that smug fuck! You know... Well, you probably don't know after being spoon-fed with this rosy bullshit about us being the bulwarks of your shitty Western civilization, but here's the thing: those inglorious commie basterds you keep cursing, they were actually dying like shit to defend our holy mighty fuckin Big Hungary in the first place (i.e. back in 1918) while this fudgepacker gave it all up to Romanian gipsy fucks as if (s)he were doing a yard sale! I might also add that Big Joe Stalin as a matter of fact or at least all probability and common sense was quite ready the give us all those shitloads of land back if only we stayed neutral instead of racing down the bottom with our supposed enemies in sucking nazi cock! Yeah, we brave Hungarian fighter dudes never trust those Commie dogs, eh! We trust you American motherfucks who set us up back in 1956, right?

Oh, wait! I almost forget: You know what's still gayer than this fuckin dude? Pretty hard to imagine, I know, but yeah, I tell you: It's that coke-for-cock Zázrivecz kid with his Better Hungary outfit, man! Woohoo! This nuschool post-postcommunist Casanova with all his doggies & kitties & 'Dawson's Creek meets Family Frost' chick flicks at Gellert hill is a real butt-buddies' lovefest!

Ah yeah, the future! It can't be... Oh, wait a sec! Didn't the great admiral just pass away like some seventy years ago? Hmm, you guys must know some real wicked shit about spacetime!

Note to Gays & Gypsies & Germans: It's okay, I was just satirizing the shit!

Err... No hard feelings, right?

Who the hell is John Galt?

"Russell Brand is correct about the French Revolution coming soon to your neighborhood. That's why I'm moving to Costa Rica and taking my money with me. Who is John Galt?"

Not you, that's for sure. Have a nice trip!

First of all, revolution means no one giving much fuck about your pieces of paper with numbers and "in god we trust" printed on, or anything else you claim to own for that matter. Yeah, you can go and change your dollars into Costarican won or whatever, but then what?  Tax havens are easier to destroy than you might think.

Second, no one gives much fuck about you either. Even if you're Mark Cocksuckerberg himself, there are still thousands of poor people more gifted and skilled than you. No, you don't matter. You're just one less reactionary asshole we have to deal with. No one needs you here.

I might just remind you that the evil empire your herione escaped from was still ahead of free&brave America in the space race until that wicked commie JFK started pouring billions into the education of poor people. Back in those days (between 1942 and 1964), the highest rate of federal income tax was steadily around 90% and yet the United States have managed to invent computers and nuclear weapons and dozens of other very important things, win the second world war and put the first men on the Moon. Now it's just 40% and yet the United States do not give us anything but fetish gadgets and fucked-up military campaigns against the shittiest armies in the world. Not to mention spoiled little teenie boppers jacking off on Ayn Rand!

So again, how's that shit about individualism?

Antikommunizmus sucks

Kritikai elemzés és comingoutolás a Fent&Lent blogközösség részére
A téma forrása egy régi, de kellőképpen rosszindulatú rosszhiszemű bejegyzés

Van egy rossz hírem: kurvára nem vagyunk komcsimentes övezet! Egész egyszerűen azért nem, mert ha az MSZP-t és társutasait nevezhetjük posztkommunistának, akkor igazából magát Sztálint és az ő társutasait is nyugodtan nevezhetjük annak. Miért ne? Ha egyszer valamelyik olvasónak netán kezébe kerül az Elárult forradalom című remekmű, abból megtudhatja, miről is van szó. De ha már itt tartunk, akkor természetesen e remekmű szerzőjét is simán nevezheti posztkomcsinak az az olvasó, aki történetesen inkább a LibCom nevű angol webszájtot olvasgatja, és akkor az ő body countja már tényleg a nullához közelít.

Turanism for dummies

I've just been kicked from a Facebook group called "Turkish-Hungarian friendship" because I honestly thought this ethnic shit can be done without Nazis on board, but it looks like I was wrong. I must note that Turanism is indeed not supported by the mainstream scientific community and genetic studies show our present-day population is mostly Slavic and Germanic and Persian. Nonetheless we used to have the same religion before Christianity and the invading Magyar tribes were basically Turkish. I often think that we [socialists] must try to co-opt all this historical bullshit as long as we [humans] cannot exterminate it for good, but I always get totally disappointed by the activity of Nazis.

Then again, what did I expect? Any casual observer would very casually remind me how all this etchnic bullshit is rapidly disappearing as we speak, and casually ask what made me think otherwise? Even Nazis themselves seem to care ever less about their roots as the immediate problems of the day seem to be more than enough for them to care about. So what the hell were I doing in a Facebook group for Turkish-Hungarian friendship in the first place?

Migrant solidarity

Kettős Mérce (post):

Ma migránsok, olyan emberek tüntettek Budapesten akik szeretnének ebben az országban élni és dolgozni: 

"A tüntetés célja, hogy felhívja a döntéshozók és a közvélemény figyelmét arra, hogy az Országgyűlés nem büntetheti a menedékkérőket azzal, hogy elzárja őket, nem csorbíthatja a jogorvoslathoz való jogukat és nem teheti még kilátástalanabbá a Magyarország által védelemben részesített üldözött személyek integrációját. A menedékkérőknek a brutális őrzött szállások helyett, a menekülteknek pedig a túlzsúfolt és embertelen “előintegrációs” táborok helyett a nekik járó szociális, egészségügyi és jogi segítséget kell nyújtani elsősorban szociális lakhatás, a munkaerőpiachoz való könnyebb hozzáférés és megfelelő minőségű egészségügyi szolgáltatások nyújtásával."

Fénykép: menekültek és szimpatizánsok ülnek transzparenseikkel a Roosevelt téren

Szituáció: (szélső)jobbos trollsereg szokásához híven támadásba lendül...

Nobody steals our chicks and lives

I just found a fabulous website pimping Hungarian women in the very graceful fashion of all those lovely dating sites supposed to send you a Chinese/Ukrainian lover by priority mail. It's genuinely funny because the whole thing reads like a vintage issue of Playboy from the 70's, when Hungary was indeed a popular source of pretty young brides for Italians and Germans. Those were the days when we didn't laugh our asses off reading such inane descriptions of our society like this one. It lists the benefits of our famously pretty girls in such a prudently straightforward way that it makes you feel like reading a user's manual for a new TV set. Too bad that the stuff has absolutely nothing to do with Hungarian reality...

Goulash, anyone?

It's totally weird to see this one in the Daily Hatemail, but it's all correct. János Kádár was a very enlightened technocrat compared to all those pathologically arrogant and feeble-minded stalinist idiots like Brezhnev and Honecker, but even to our "democratic" politicians of today. If only he were alive and the Hungarian Socialist Party (aka MSZP) would nominate him, he would most certainly win with an epic landslide next year. The funny thing is that this "socialist" party - the successor of the regime's "communist" party - actually did win with an epic landslide in 1994, after four years of right-wing bullshit. As we may have expected from the greatest champions of technocratic reformism on the Wild East, these "reformed communists" almost immediately started enacting some very brutal policies of neoliberal austerity...

Enemy of the enemy

Metakrtitikus gondolatok egy Észak-Koreát védelmező íráshoz

Időnként nem egészen értem, hogy Észak-Korea "rendszerkritikus" barátainak konkrétan melyik rendszerrel van oly nagy bajuk. Nem mintha bárkitől is el akarnám vitatni a rendszerellenesség nemes bélyegét, hiszen magam is rohadtul utálom, mikor egyes ilyetén beállítottságú kritikusok "liberális demokratának" próbálnak beállítani, de azt azért látni kell, hogy a két hivatalosan szembenálló rendszer valójában nagyon is jól megvan egymással: Észak-Koreánál jobb ellenségképet keresve sem találhatna magának a nyugati jobboldal, míg ugyanez elmondható az amerikai neokonzervatívokra a Kedves Vezető szemszögéből. A két dudás egyelőre nagyon is jól megfér egy csárdában, sőt mi több: szükségük van egymásra! Kiegészítik egymást, mint a yin és a yang.

The witch is dead

"There's no such thing as society!" - Thatcher, 1987

"There's no such thing as Thatcher!" - society, 2013

Okay, I'm not happy in the strict sense for Maggie's death because I know it doesn't make our lives any better and I knew how the right wing was going to use the event the saturate the whole media landscape with dribbling hagiography - even from the "socialist" president Obama, which is really nauseating albeit not surprising - and they can also accuse the hard left of being insensitive or whatever.

They live

This picture tells it all! It's an artistic composition...

- On the background, we can see the monstrous abomination of Capitalism as it spreads and grows and consumes everything. ("Játékterem" means Gambling room!)

- At the center, the large white box is actually a commemorative plaque for anti-fascism which kind of looks like a piece of ruin from the late antiquity. Indeed it is a forsaken relic saved by chance from the all-consuming memory hole of right-wing idiotism.

- At the foreground, however, we can see the power of the people par excellence!

Feel it!!!

Protagoras pt 2

Scene 1: Socrates is rushed out of bed by Hippocrates

Hip: Socrates! Socrates! Wake up!

Soc: Hippocrates, what the holy fuck is wrong with you? My god, it's 4 AM!

Hip: Socrates, I need to talk to you! I have splendid news: Protagoras is in town!

Soc: What? Dude, he's been here since friday! How come you didn't know?

Hip: Oh God, I was pursuing my fugitive slave for five days and I just came home recently! Shit happens, you know. Well, at least I managed to take him back...

Soc: All right, now tell me what's the matter! Why aren't you sleeping now?

Did Protagoras rob you on the street or what the fuck?

Hip: Hell, yeah! He robbed me, that's for sure! Of all the wisdom he's keeping from me! You know, we were already finishing our diner when my brother started to talk about this guy and I just got so excited! Come on, he's staying with Callias! Why not go there right now?

Soc: Mother of mercy, relax! That son of a bitch is probably sleeping now after having spent the night with some hookers in town. I'm pretty sure you will find him getting his shit together in the afternoon. You can go pay him a visit and of course some very good money as well. If you do that, he will sure as hell become your super best friend!

Hip: Really? Man, I wish this were the case! He can take all the money I have! And I want you to speak with him on my behalf. You know, I'm young and I've never seen him, and he is said to be the most the most successful speaker in Greece!

Soc: All right, take it easy now! Let's go to the garden, pick up some fresh air and talk this through...

Protagoras pt 1

Intro: Socrates starts telling his story to some guy

Guy: So how's it going with that young and handsome Alcibiades? I just saw him yesterday, his beard is fully out. Still I say he's sexier than ever!

Soc: What? Of course he is! Young guys are the sexiest when their beard comes out! That's what the great Homer said too.

Guy: Sure, sure! So how are things going? Is he being nice to you?

Soc: Oh, yes, he is! Especially today. He just helped me out in an argument. But you know what happened? I just found a man who was so much sexier that sometimes I didn't even notice he was there!

Guy: You're kidding me, right? No one is sexier than... Hmm! I guess this guy is from another town, right?

Soc: Yep! He comes from Abdera.

Guy: And you tell me this stranger is really hotter than the son of Cleinias?

Soc: Yes! And you know why? It's the brains, man! That's what makes a man really sexy! I tell you, this guy was so just smart, it just blows your mind! Protagoras is the smartest man in the universe!

Guy: What? Protagoras is in town?

Soc: Yes, he's been here for two days.

Guy: Oh boy! Why didn't you just start with this one? Did you converse with him?

Soc: Yes, and I said many things.

Guy: Lucky bastard, you! Now you gonna sit down and tell me all that happened!

Soc: I'd be delighted! It all started out very early in the morning with that idiot Hippocrates, the son of Apollodorus and brother of Phason. It was not even dawning when I hear him banging on my door like shit...

Delhi vs Steubenville

I just love it when right-wingers are mocking the perceived stupidity of left-wingers because it always boils down to the notion that ideas beyond the scope of their ideological indoctrination are simply to be called stupid. I have always admired the graceful simplicity of this cognitive pattern. A very abstract example would look like this:

Liberal: "2 + 2 + cos(0) = 5"

Conservative: "What? 2 + 2 + 0 = 5 ? Man, you're sooo stupid!"

Liberal: "You know, the cosine of..."

Conservative: "Oh, not again! Yet another brainwashed idiot who buys that Marxist nonsense about triangles!"