I tell you man, this dude was sooo fucking gay! I really don't know why he's celebrated for selling our country out to Romanian goatfuckers and then to German sheepfuckers, but he sure as hell loved the cock! Yeah, just look at that fucktarded fucking face of that smug fuck! You know... Well, you probably don't know after being spoon-fed with this rosy bullshit about us being the bulwarks of your shitty Western civilization, but here's the thing: those inglorious commie basterds you keep cursing, they were actually dying like shit to defend our holy mighty fuckin Big Hungary in the first place (i.e. back in 1918) while this fudgepacker gave it all up to Romanian gipsy fucks as if (s)he were doing a yard sale! I might also add that Big Joe Stalin as a matter of fact or at least all probability and common sense was quite ready the give us all those shitloads of land back if only we stayed neutral instead of racing down the bottom with our supposed enemies in sucking nazi cock! Yeah, we brave Hungarian fighter dudes never trust those Commie dogs, eh! We trust you American motherfucks who set us up back in 1956, right?
Oh, wait! I almost forget: You know what's still gayer than this fuckin dude? Pretty hard to imagine, I know, but yeah, I tell you: It's that coke-for-cock Zázrivecz kid with his Better Hungary outfit, man! Woohoo! This nuschool post-postcommunist Casanova with all his doggies & kitties & 'Dawson's Creek meets Family Frost' chick flicks at Gellert hill is a real butt-buddies' lovefest!
Ah yeah, the future! It can't be... Oh, wait a sec! Didn't the great admiral just pass away like some seventy years ago? Hmm, you guys must know some real wicked shit about spacetime!
Note to Gays & Gypsies & Germans: It's okay, I was just satirizing the shit!
Err... No hard feelings, right?
Note to Gays & Gypsies & Germans: It's okay, I was just satirizing the shit!
Err... No hard feelings, right?
