June 11, 2014

Adam Online

After listening to a copiuos amount of Space Ambient music while reading about this trending video game called Eve Online on Wikipedia and elsewhere, I thought the time is really overdue to create my very own sci-fi MMORPG!!!

Okay, these will be the races:

The Gaynigger Federation:
The most advanced and sophisticated race, both technologically and culturally. Their home world is the planet Anus in the 8th Sun System, far far away from here. They are much more intelligent than any other creatures in the universe, but the most fascinating thing about them is that they - with the help of their super intelligence and their highly developed telepathic system called Brain Tapping - have been able to create a society based on a truly perfect way of living without the presence of women: a male-only world!!!

The Phelpsian Crusade:
A fervently religious and brutally militaristic theocratic empire founded by the most devout members of the Westboro Baptist Church who hijacked a Gaynigger supply ship with the help of Rick Santorum and Dinesh D'Souza, shortly after the liberation of planet Earth from the cruel oppression of women. Their homeworld is a very cold and harsh planet chosen by their most eminent scientists in order to prevent their citizens from becoming gay and also to prevent the Jews (See below!!!) from influencing the empire with their global warming hoax.