Clever racists unite

Background: notable fascist blogger sentenced to 14 months, suspended for 5 years, just one day after prominent member of the governing party writes insanely hateful propaganda against our largest ethnic minority. (See previous article!)

All right, folks, here's the brilliant idea: if you're an anti-racist, they will pay you a ticket to ride public transport in "gypsy-infested" areas so you can see for yourself how bad those people (in quotation marks, of course) actually are.

Chairman, wow! Now that's what I call a blockbuster! I just go to those areas and I will immediately become a good racist like them! Veni, vidi, vici! How could I just fail to think about this? It's obviously because I'm such a stupid brainwashed liberal, hell yeah! Even though this "you wouldn't be so liberal if you'd have to live with them" bullshit is practically the one and only argument racists ever made during the entire history of mankind, and they always make sure to burp it into any kind of discussion anywhere anytime. No matter if the discussion is started by liberals, libertarians, socialists or conservatives, no matter if it's started at daytime or nighttime, they will always stand up to tell you the big fuckin' truth...

You know, it's just funny! It really is. You see some piece of news about some incredibly brutal hate crime or high-profile hate speech - i.e. it's not the "I have many black friends but" story but the "let's just kill them all" story - and you might see some liberal hoohah if you're lucky, but let's just say the time frame is less then 90 seconds until the first Joe the Plumber comes up with this one and only argument. And then you may or may not see some timid counter-arguments saying "okay, we know many of them are not nice, but how about trying to solve this without gas chambers" or "sure the problem exists but Jobbik doesn't help the situation" or something like that...

And then what? Then comes another Joe the Plumber saying the exact same thing as the previous dude! Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! Well, okay, there are variations like "Doesn't the poor white granny attacked on the street have rights?", and now this stabbing incident (see previous article) and other horror stories, but okay, sometimes you can even read some vague references to Capitalism! I mean, that's quite an intellectual achievement from a racist, isn't it? Why Capitalism? Doesn't their inhuman behaviour speak for itself? And if the whole thing is generated by Capitalism, which is kind of true, then why do we have to praise racists and bash anti-racists all the time?

From an arrogant libertarian perspective, there is indeed no difference between racism and the socialist concept of class war. The racist says that gypsies will not try to assimilate by themselves, but they must constantly feel the wrath of us the good white men as an incentive. Okay, there's just one little thingy: it's very easy to quit being a bourgeois asshole, i.e. to stop exploiting the work of other people, but it's kind of hard to stop being a gypsy...

Alright, here's the deal: If you pay me a ride to the "gypsy-infested zones", I will pay you a cosmetic surgery to become gypsy for a while! How about that? And since I'm so generous, I will also pay you some gypsy lodging for at least one month. Let's just see how you find your way to assimilate while being hermetically excluded from every part of this country's socio-economic life. Hm? Do we have a deal?

Ah, you're not a racist! Yeah, sure! You just keep defending them for some reason. Once you say they're not racist either, another time you say they're racist but not so racist, and sometimes you even acknowledge that they are indeed quite racist but still I have no right to judge them because I'm a rich kid living downtown.

[Note: I live in a hi-rise prefab condo like this one.]

So what is fascism?

Fascism is the act of portraying your ethnic group versus the other ethnic group as a zero-sum game. If you don't know what's a zero-sum game, that might have to do with the fact that you are racist (i.e. both come from the third fact that you are stupid), but Wikipedia is always there to help you out, so here you go: zero-sum game! It's either "us" or "them". That's how the fascist thinks. So if someone says "beat the gypsies before they beat us", that's not self-defence. That's fascism. Even if the guy is wearing a shirt with a crossed-out swastika. It doesn't matter. Next time you think it's cool to celebrate a fascist idiot sentenced by court as a martyr, think again!