Hungary is the land of incredibly selfish and narrow-minded overlords fighting each other with armies of incredibly arrogant and self-deceiving bootlickers for the ownership of an incredibly dispossessed and humiliated folk.
Germany is the land of enlightened moralistic conservatives and their legions of well-treated serfs working diligently and patiently for national grandeur.
France is the land of everlasting Thermidor where both progress and decline are caused by a fathomless amount of snobbish nationalism.
Britain is the land of bitter misanthropic cynicism and cold tendentious brutality.
America is the land of infantile individualism.
Japan is the land of infantile collectivism.
India is the land where religion is most truly the opium of the people,
together with opium itself.
Brazil is the birthplace of the thong. Need I say more? It's a lovely place!
Austria is the land of peaceful decadence and perverted frustrations anointed by a healthy (and sometimes unhealthy) dosage of hypocrisy.
Romania is the land of sturdy chauvinism and unpredictable demagoguery.
Russia is a powerful combination of bureaucratic despotism and fatalistic resignation catalysed by massive quantities of alcohol.
Ukraine is the place where you can still get some white girls for a modest price.
Italy is the home of the anal expulsive character.
Holland is the home of the anal retentive character.
Belgium is the land which is not recognized as a country by its very inhabitants.
Portugal is the land of self-serving melancholia.
Ireland is the land of self-serving alcoholism.
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