October 25, 2011

The Logic of Fascism

The elements of fascist logic are:
  1. Generalization
  2. Implication of Transitivity
Generalization: If A is true for some elements of the group, then it's true for the whole group.

Transitivity: If A can be related to B and B can be related to C, than A can be related to C.

The all-explaining motto: "It's just self-defense!"

Some worked-out examples:

- Some European nations have big governments
- Some socialists want big government
- Some socialists are stalinists

Conclusion: Europeans are stalinists

- Some socialists like Chávez
- Chavez likes Carlos the Jackal
- Carlos likes Al Quaeda

Conclusion: Europeans are in love with Al Quaeda

- Some reggae fans have dreadlocks
- Some people with dreadlocks use cannabis
- Cannabis is a drug
- Herione is a drug
- Some people using heroine are committing crimes
- Some criminals are dangerous

Conclusion: People with dreadlocks are dangerous criminals

- Some people dealing with drugs are selfish
- Some jews are selfish
- Some minors use drugs
- Drugs are altering your mental state

Conclusion: Jews are selling drugs to children in order to brainwash them
Conclusion 2: People with dreadlocks are tools of jewish propaganda

Conclusion of conclusion:
Any event showing people with dreadlocks is jewish propaganda

- Some liberals wear fancy clothes
- Some jews are liberals

Conclusion: Any event showing people in fancy clothes is jewish propaganda


Last but not least: libertarian fascism...

- Some European nazis dislike capitalism

Conclusion: Anti-capitalists are nazis

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