"Keep banging on the walls of fortress Europe", so say the lyrics of the excellent English band Asian Dub Foundation...
If you wanna try life within these walls, I have pretty good news for you:
The Hungarian government started to hand out citizenships like condoms in an African village!
Yeah, that's totally right! You might have already heard some gossip about it. Any people in the world with Hungarian ancestry can become a fully legal citizen now!
If you find ANY OFFICIAL DOCUMENT proving that any parent or grandparent was a Hungarian citizen in any day of her life, you can become a full member of this big European family in no time!!!
Of course it's not marketed for Jews, since they rarely vote for the right wing, which would be the actual reason why our brilliant government is doing the whole thing (the large-scale import of loyal Fidesz fans). But the rules are rules, so you have the very same right for your citizenship as any nationalist retard from Kolozsvar.
Okay, I'm not absolutely sure... Maybe you have to speak our language, too... But it's definitely worth some of your precious time to ask around at the embassy!
No shit about the Holy Land, but let's just admit that unless you're the hardcore Liebermann type, Europe is a little tiny bit better place to live...
For example, you don't have to work twelve hours a day to get by...
But hey! That's really nothing compared to... All right, guys, buckle up! Here comes the real thing:
Sounds good? Well, it can all be yours with a chic little Hungarian citizenship!
Wishing you good luck and all the best,
Daniel Marton
If you wanna try life within these walls, I have pretty good news for you:
The Hungarian government started to hand out citizenships like condoms in an African village!
Yeah, that's totally right! You might have already heard some gossip about it. Any people in the world with Hungarian ancestry can become a fully legal citizen now!
If you find ANY OFFICIAL DOCUMENT proving that any parent or grandparent was a Hungarian citizen in any day of her life, you can become a full member of this big European family in no time!!!
Of course it's not marketed for Jews, since they rarely vote for the right wing, which would be the actual reason why our brilliant government is doing the whole thing (the large-scale import of loyal Fidesz fans). But the rules are rules, so you have the very same right for your citizenship as any nationalist retard from Kolozsvar.
Okay, I'm not absolutely sure... Maybe you have to speak our language, too... But it's definitely worth some of your precious time to ask around at the embassy!
No shit about the Holy Land, but let's just admit that unless you're the hardcore Liebermann type, Europe is a little tiny bit better place to live...
For example, you don't have to work twelve hours a day to get by...
But hey! That's really nothing compared to... All right, guys, buckle up! Here comes the real thing:
THERE'S NO WAR!!!
Sounds good? Well, it can all be yours with a chic little Hungarian citizenship!
Wishing you good luck and all the best,
Daniel Marton
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